imathers:

laughterkey:

one of my all time favorite monster factory moments

“try Pippen?” “oh yeah that’s it”

lesbianrey:

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ally of the year

damjamboy:

• i don’t know shit

• i don’t get stuff

• and i don’t understand things

paninimami:

hundondestiny:

youngpunpun:

arrozconlechedecoco:

blackgirlsreverything:

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Chile

I DID NOT KNOW THIS. CAN SOME VERIFY THIS.

This one seems untrue i cant find shit about this.

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Justin, born in 1993.

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Misa, born in 1977.

1993-1977 = 16

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Diddy, born 1969.

1993 - 1969 = 24

Basic ass math.

Omg!

cptsdvarric:

@ anybody trying to give me verbal instructions

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trillow:

don’t worry girl there’s no way you’ll get pregnant i ate like four condoms before i got here

freakxwannaxbe:

ursy153:

cleverest-lesbian:

halfaqueen:

bee-cowboy:

bee-cowboy:

I hate shipwrecks in Minecraft bc they imply that there is/was some form of intelligent life in Minecraft before the player…… It’s clearly not villagers bc they can’t even build a village properly…… Who are these mysterious ship builders and where did they go…..

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@halfaqueen your mind…….

actually the more i think ab it the more beautiful and lonely the world gets. i developed this interpretation after mineshafts where added but even before that, the temples buried by sand?  trapped caverns in jungles? even in other worlds, fortresses in hell itself now only guarded by skeletons? houses in the end only accessible by portal after defeating the dragon? all relics of a past race thats been mysteriously wiped. the villagers dont know perhaps, they see you and assume your one of them. different perhaps, your nose is much to short and face much to squished, your language garbled complexities they have yet to decode, but thats fine to them. you have things they want and they have things you want. perhaps they will one day, long after you get tired of this world, uncover those past relics as well. perhaps they will recognize the stories passed down, perhaps they will lament not trying to understand you, to find the missing pieces of the race before them now entirely gone.

or something like that. im v tired

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In the deserts under the sand you can find bone blocks making up massive skeletons of unknown creatures

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there was something before us, giant and unknown wandering the world.

dark mojang show me the forbidden minecraft lore

juniperberrie:

beachcryptid:

beachcryptid:

beachcryptid:

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

there was also the chocolate factory commerical

My whole body just experienced deja vu 

iloe:

iloe:

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

hauntified:

petalya:

petalya:

in therapy my therapist and i were talking about my own feelings of self worth in relationships. and she asked me to say qualities about myself that someone else would be attracted to, on a romantic and platonic level. so i named some things like compassionate, empathetic, etc. and she said “you named things that you can give someone. ways you can serve, rather than ways that you are” and y'all..my mind was blown that’s gonna stick with me forever like she then proceed to tell me actual innate qualities about myself that she liked and thought anyone else would like as well and i hadn’t even considered those because like she said i was focused on things i could do outwardly to attract and maintain connections rather than who i was as a person..goddamn!!! thats tea!!!

With this in mind, this also makes me think of the ways people describe us. When people say the reasons that they love/like you or describe you as a person, are they only naming ways that you serve them? Are they equating your worth with how much you do for them?

ex. “You’re such a good listener. You’re so generous, you’re so compassionate. You’re always there for me. You always hold me down. You’re reliable”

vs.

“You’re so funny! You’re very vibrant. You’re creative, passionate, and intelligent. You’re optimistic. You’re so talented at ____” , etc. I think that’s very telling.

This FUCKED relationships up too because once this hit me, I realized people can just be in love with the way you make them feel instead of who you actually are. ALWAYS pay attention to the last little “vs” bit there because it IS super telling

psychoetheric:

psychoetheric:

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

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in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)

getnerdywithme:
“ mysharona1987:
“ Oh my God. This is exactly what it sounds like, tho.
All that is missing is the outer space background, big yellow letters and ‘A long, long time ago,in a galaxy far, far away…’
” ”

getnerdywithme:

mysharona1987:

Oh my God. This is exactly what it sounds like, tho.

All that is missing is the outer space background, big yellow letters and ‘A long, long time ago,in a galaxy far, far away…’ 

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