i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad
its the best time of year to be screwed! by exams
queerly beloved, we are gathered here to gay
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words
50% of my time: playing video games
50% of my time: watching youtube videos of other people playing video games
soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT
I like how people have a problem with the whole calling someone “daddy” in bed because it’s “weird” but yet they will call the other person “baby”. What you like fucking babies? You weird ass baby fucker
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:
DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
I’M PROUDLY TAKEN
But it’s still fun to reblog these!
a lot of people take up hobbies to reduce stress and clear their minds
then there are cosplayers