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lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

cosmo tip #883

expertcosmotips:

its the best time of year to be screwed! by exams

queerjolras:

queerly beloved, we are gathered here to gay

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

kelsothedancingllama:

100% souper serious photoshoot.

rose | roxy | photography 

the-wolfbats:

Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words

  • their 
  • okay
  • but
  • though
  • say
  • no
  • and
  • left
  • around
  • me

brendonurinal:

50% of my time: playing video games

50% of my time: watching youtube videos of other people playing video games

okaymad:

soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT

blastortoise:

I like how people have a problem with the whole calling someone “daddy” in bed because it’s “weird” but yet they will call the other person “baby”. What you like fucking babies? You weird ass baby fucker

rockafellerrrr:

dont worry hes only kidding

BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION

frecklesandstitches:

theangelandthehunter:

peppermintbenedicts:

Name: 
Gender:  
Height:
Orientation:
Age:
Eye Color: 
Hair Color: 
Smoking?: 
Drinking?: 
Drugs?:
Job: 
Favorite Color: 
Favorite Band: 
Siblings: 
Tattoos?:
Favorite Book?: 
Perfect Date: 
Hobbies:
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:

DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

I’M PROUDLY TAKEN

But it’s still fun to reblog these!

skylarspookysocks:

a lot of people take up hobbies to reduce stress and clear their minds

then there are cosplayers